Quotes of the day

“Mom, is everything made in China?” – Megan, looking at a new toy

“Mom, does all comfort food have wine in it?” -Megan, who has apparently been TiVo-ing Everyday Italian

“Everyone is different. And that’s okay. I have elf ears, and there’s nothing I can do about that. My teacher has a googly eye (lazy eye), and she can’t control it. And that lady back in Washington had a big nose.” -Megan, looking in the mirror

Grandma: “What’s this company Christopher interviewed at?”
me: “It’s called Bain. And they made Christopher an offer!”
Grandma: “What is Bain? Earl and I have never heard of it.”
me: “It’s one of the top consulting firms in the world. It’s the company Mitt Romney worked for.”
Grandma. “Oh. So is it owned by the Mormon church?”

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